Now this is crappy ... a toilet bass ... I must have TP for my bunghole!!!

And now a bass with a nice slim easy to play neck ...

Gee what is this a hippiebacker ... I think somebody was smoking something ... put the paintbrush down and step away from the Rickenbacker ...

underneath all of the swirly plastic and knobs and misplaced pickups is a cool burgundyglo ric ... it is just hard to see ...

I don't know what to call this one ... how about a lame lefty bass ... dual rail pickups on a ric bass????

this was a cool azureglo ric bass with a wood and plastic bridge insert ... there's one way to kill your sustain ...

yep there is nothing like a bass with too many pickups and switches and knobs

ouch ... supposedly a disgruntled wife ran over this with a car ...

Another Broken Ric Bass ... OUCH!!!!

so what kind of bass is that ... maybe you should put the name on real big!!??!

now here's a serious lack of judgement ...

somebody woke up one morning and said today I think I will make my bass ugly!!!

I think this needs some more pickups and inlays

Now here is ugly in all of its simplicity ... get some bondo and flat black paint and mutilate your bass ...

Hmm ... that pickup won't fit ... uhh let's break that thing off ... gee it needs refinishing ... let's have the kids paint it ...

Oh My! a 4004CI with a cheesy pickguard ...

How not to refinish your bass ... see below ...

Gee .. I think I need some more pickups ...

Gee where did the pickups go? this bass is so ugly the pickups left ...

Gee let's drop in another pickup ...